Category: Joke Board
Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle:
10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a f *#&@*# box all day long.
9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.
8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.
6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.
3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.
2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than
some of your coworkers.
And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle....
1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
hehehhe
I'll remember those at work tomorrow.
Interesting.
this is true, especially the one outlet bit.
I especially like the one outlet bit too, but they are all so true. They really need to make it impossible to plug one surge protector into another.
Bob
lol, love the last one the best!
As I sit in my cubical at work. Wait this isn't mine it's B and B Viewer's i just swiched for the night... start again. As i sit in this cubical i look up not seeing a rafter. I can't hurt myself by hitting my head on the wall. My coworkers can see... wait most of us are blind damn it... My coworkers don't see what i do, and bbesides this damn thing means i can't mumble to my neighbor to fuck off because the whole row will hear me. And the door is far away from me there for would take all the drama out of an exit. how sad and true. well i'll post this from my cubical and not have a nice fucking day.
see, this list is stupid though. I looked at this list, to see if the one all-important thing is there, but it's not. The top reason why working in a cubical sucks, and that is, you can't have sex, cause there's no freakin room, and everyone and their mothers would hear you!